|Chuck Versus the Suitcase|
|Season 04, Episode 02|
|Air Date||September 27, 2010|
|Writer||Rafe Judkins & Lauren LeFranc|
|Previous||Chuck Versus the Anniversary|
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- "Who do we have taking our surveillance pics, because those are tremendous."
Full Story Edit
In Milan, a US intelligence operative chases a Volkoff operative named Sofia Stepanova (Karolína Kurková), who stole an ammunition clip containing smart bullets from a weapons development facility outside Paris. She slays him with one of the large smart bullets. In a Team Bartowski briefing, General Beckman reveals that Sofia is the executor of Volkoff's most important weapons deals. She uses her cover as a runway model to travel the world, get access to powerful weaponry, and deliver illegal weapons. Beckman sends them to Milan Fashion Week to intercept the bullets, except Colonel Casey, who stabbed a man with a stiletto at Yves St. Laurent.
When Sarah notices that the bullets are in Sofia's purse, Chuck moves to retrieve them. This ends in embarrassment for Chuck when she turns and his hand lands on her bottom. When she accuses him of being a pervert, he unsuccessfully explains that he came with someone else, pointing toward Sarah, but being intercepted by Victor (Bronson Pinchot). Chuck and Sarah watch her deliver the purse to a bartender, and he immediately starts running. When they catch him, it is revealed to contain a ticking time bomb. Chuck then grabs it, triggering a dead man's switch, but Sarah manages to defuse it with one second to spare.They break into the Presidential Suite where Sofia is staying. As they start to open her safe, Sofia enters and takes a shower. While Chuck flashes to open the safe, Sarah encounters Sofia's long-time bodyguard (Lou Ferrigno), who, thinking she is Sofia, professes his love to her. Just as Chuck removes the smart bullets from the safe, a naked Sofia appears and holds him at gunpoint. Sarah incapacitates the bodyguard and she and Chuck subdue Sofia and escape with the bullets. They are then informed by General Beckman that Sofia was one step ahead of them, and the microchips have been removed from the bullets.Although Chuck defeats the bodyguards with a flash on staff fighting and his tranquilizer gloves, Sarah's fight with Sofia drags out onto the catwalk. Even though they are featured on a magazine cover, Sarah's cover is apparently intact.
Meanwhile, at the Buy More, Morgan Grimes begins to notice a serious flaw in the new store. The government personnel are so well trained that their excessive efficiency, pleasant demeanor and helpful service, all of which is completely opposite to the general perception of how a Buy More is run, renders the store's cover virtually transparent. Morgan demonstrates this to General Beckman by intentionally spilling a drink, which is immediately cleaned up, then repeatedly and casually dropping merchandise, only to have it swiftly and acrobatically returned to the shelves. Beckman asks what he is suggesting.
With Beckman's approval, Morgan and Casey begin "recruiting" the store's former staff, starting with Jeff and Lester, who have been hiding out "in the wild" (actually an urban area seven minutes drive from Burbank) since their alleged destruction of the Buy More in "Chuck Versus the Ring: Part 2". Though Lester insists that cars have been following them for months, Casey attributes it to paranoia and people just driving behind them. When the duo realize that Morgan actually wants them to return, they begin to make demands, up until the point where Casey simply tranquilizes them, taking several darts in Jeff's case, in order to bring them back to the Buy More.
When Devon shops there, looking for baby equipment, the efficiency of the place immediately makes him speculate that Chuck has not, in fact, retired from the spy world, leading him to ask questions, first to Casey and Morgan, then to Sarah and Chuck directly. They point out to him that, while Chuck is supposedly retired, Casey and Sarah are still spies and thus the Buy More is still their cover. When Ellie subsequently goes at the Buy More to return some of the baby goods Devon has purchased, Morgan has augmented the government personnel with the store's former lazy, surly staff, making the place feel more like its old inefficient self. In recognition of this, Beckman promotes him to store manager.
Devon, meanwhile, stresses over Ellie, who is 13 weeks pregnant and has not been sleeping well recently. He buys an excessive amount of baby merchandise and tries to keep her resting, reasoning that since she essentially raised Chuck alone without her mother, she shouldn't have to raise this child alone as well. Ellie reassures him that her mother's absence means nothing to her, and promises to let Devon help so long as he allows her to carry part of the load. Devon does try to stop her when she later goes to return some of the excess merchandise to the Buy More in fear the unusually efficient store will convince her Chuck is still a spy, but by the time she arrives Morgan has already returned the former staff. She later nostalgically looks through old photos of her father (Scott Bakula) and mother, (Linda Hamilton) belying her earlier protest that her mother's disappearance was of no importance to her.
Chuck and Sarah return to Milan when they realize Sofia keeps the microchips in a sequinned dress. They pass Sofia's sentries with tranquilizer gloves and Sarah changes into the dress. Chuck is challenged by her bodyguards, the leader of whom is still angered that Chuck "messed things up with Ms. Sofia." Sofia and Sarah engage in a brutal cat fight. At one point, Sofia grabs Sarah in a choke hold and burns her with a curling iron.
Chuck and Sarah's relationship faces a new obstacle: Sarah's unwillingness to "plant roots", demonstrated by the eponymous suitcase that she refuses to unpack. When she reluctantly begins to do so after their first mission to Milan, Chuck makes her stop, and tells her to wait until she's ready. At the end of the episode, she willingly unpacks the suitcase, admitting to Chuck, "You're my home, Chuck, you always have been."
As they go to bed, Chuck comments that maybe they're "next" to get married and have children, leaving Sarah freaked out.
Guest Stars Edit
- Karolína Kurková as Sofia Stepanova
- Lou Ferrigno as Sofia's bodyguard, Gerard
- Isaiah Mustafa as Greta
- Bronson Pichot as Victor
- Lester almost successfully pulls a Jedi mind trick on Morgan. The line "These are not the boys you're looking for" references Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope.
- Morgan gives Chuck a speech about his Achilles' heel and mentions several conflicted relationships: "Romeo and Juliet, Tristan and Isolde, Anakin and Padmé".
- Chuck is rejected in an attempt to replicate Peter and Mary Jane's kiss in Spider-Man.
- The bullet used in the first assassination in Milan is shaped like the Tardis from "Dr. Who".
- When Chuck tells Sofia he came with someone else and turns to point at Sarah, he accidentally points at a perfect stranger. That perfect stranger happened to be played by Bronson Pichot, who was most famous for appearing on the TV show "Perfect Strangers".
Chuck: [as Sarah's defusing a bomb] Sarah, listen, I cannot die without you knowing that I accept you for you are. Your weird unpacking habits, it doesn't matter to me. Nothing matters. I still love you.
Sarah: [after she defuses the bomb] You "still" love me?
Chuck: Sorry, what? Did I -? Those weren't the best last words, were they?
Chuck [being held at gunpoint by a naked woman]: Okay, you should know that I have a girlfriend.
Sofia: Who do you work for and how did you find me?
Chuck: I would love to get into this, is it at all possible for you cover yourself with a towel?
Sarah: Is she naked?
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